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Ludwig Wittgenstein Quotes

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About Ludwig Wittgenstein

Ludwig Wittgenstein (26 April 1889 - 29 April 1951 ) was an Austrian-born philosopher who spent much of his life in England.


Ed Bradley Quotes

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About Ed Bradley

Ed Bradley (June 22, 1941 – November 9, 2006) was an American journalist who began reporting for CBS News in 1967.

James Brown Quotes

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About James Brown

James Joseph Brown (May 3 1933 – December 25 2006 ), commonly referred to as “The Godfather of Soul” and “The Hardest Working Man in Show Business”, was an American entertainer recognized as one of the most influential figures in 20th century popular music. He was renowned for his shouting vocals, feverish dancing and unique rhythmic style.

Nowhere Man Quotes

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About Nowhere Man

Nowhere Man was a 1995 US television series starring Bruce Greenwood. Created by Lawrence Hertzog, the series aired Monday nights on UPN. Despite critical acclaim, including TV Guide ’s label of “The season’s coolest hit,” the show was cancelled after only one season.

Andrew Carnegie Quotes

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About Andrew Carnegie

Andrew Carnegie (25 November 1835 - 11 August 1919 ) was a Scottish-American businessman, a major philanthropist, and the founder of the Carnegie Steel Company, which later became U.S. Steel.

Camp Lazlo Quotes

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About Camp Lazlo

Camp Lazlo is an Emmy nominated, American animated television series created by Joe Murray, produced by Cartoon Network Studios and currently airs on Cartoon Network. The show features a Boy Scout-like summer camp with a cast of all animal characters, along with a “retro” type of humor and silliness which is akin to Murray’s previous series, Rocko’s Modern Life. The show’s setting is Camp Kidney, a scout camp that uses a theme: beans. There, a Brazilian spider monkey named Lazlo hangs and has adventures with his two best friends, Raj, a cautious, yet wise Indian elephant and Clam, an albino pygmy rhino who is very intelligent, however, he does not speak in complete sentences.

Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

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  • There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, “I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.” - View Quote Details on There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t…
  • The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. “Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he’s got a spoon. Back off. I’ve got the nail clippers right here.” - View Quote Details on The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without…
  • Are there keys to a plane? Maybe that’s what those delays are sometimes, when you’re just sitting there at the gate. Maybe the pilot sits up there in the cockpit going, “Oh, I don’t believe this. Dammit…I did it again.” They tell you it’s something mechanical because they don’t want to come on the P.A. system, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’re going to be delayed here on the ground for a while. I uh…oh, God, this is so embarrassing…I, I left the keys to the plane in my apartment. They’re in this big ashtray by the front door. I’m sorry, I’ll run back and get them.” - View Quote Details on Are there keys to a plane? Maybe that’s what those…
  • I am so busy doing nothing that the idea of doing anything—which as you know, always leads to something—cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything. - View Quote Details on I am so busy doing nothing that the idea of…
  • Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? “Sweetheart, let’s make up. Have this deceased squirrel.” - View Quote Details on Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various…
  • Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference between a date and a job interview is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you’ll end up naked at the end of it—”Well, Bill, the boss thinks you’re the man for the job. Why don’t you strip down and meet some of the people you’ll be working with?” - View Quote Details on Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really,…
  • Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, “No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?” Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person? - View Quote Details on Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say,…
  • Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. - View Quote Details on Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a…
  • Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end. - View Quote Details on Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color,…
  • I was the best man at the wedding. If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him? - View Quote Details on I was the best man at the wedding. If I’m…
  • I think it’s funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. - View Quote Details on I think it’s funny to be delicate with subjects that…
  • You know what I never get with the limo? The tinted windows. Is that so people don’t see you? Yeah, what a better way not to have people notice you than taking a thirty foot Cadillac with a TV antenna and a uniformed driver. How discreet. Nobody cares who’s in the limo. You see a limo go by, you know it’s either some rich jerk or fifty prom kids with $1.75 each. - View Quote Details on You know what I never get with the limo? The…
  • Whatever it takes, how ever long it takes me, wherever it takes me, as long as it takes you away from me - View Quote Details on Whatever it takes, how ever long it takes me, wherever…
  • A dog will stay stupid. That’s why we love them so much. The entire time we know them, they’re idiots. Think of your dog. Everytime you come home, he thinks it’s amazing. He has no idea how you accomplish this every day. You walk in the door, the joy of this experience overwhelms him. He looks at you, “He’s back, it’s that guy, that same guy.” He can’t believe it. Everything is amazing to your dog. “Another can of food? I don’t believe it.” - View Quote Details on A dog will stay stupid. That’s why we love them…
  • That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. - View Quote Details on That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by…
  • Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away. - View Quote Details on Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You…
  • What’s the deal with… - View Quote Details on What’s the deal with…
  • I have to admit I’m still at square one. Not that I really object to square one. It’s the only numbered square in the game. At least you know where you are. Nobody ever screws up and goes, “Well, back to oval seven.” - View Quote Details on I have to admit I’m still at square one. Not…
  • The Chalk Outline guy’s got a good job. Not too dangerous, the criminals are long gone. I guess these are people who wanted to be sketch artists but they couldn’t draw very well. “Uh, listen, Jon, forget the sketches, do you think if we left the dead body right there on the sidewalk you could manage to trace around it?”
    How does that help them solve the crime? They look at the thing on the ground, “Oh, his arm was like that when he hit the pavement… the killer must have been… Jim.” - View Quote Details on The Chalk Outline guy’s got a good job. Not too…
  • Men and women all in all, behave just like our basic sexual elements. If you watch single men on a weekend night they really act very much like sperm— all disorganized, bumping into their friends, swimming in the wrong direction. “I was first.” “Let me through.” “You’re on my tail.” “That’s my spot.” They’re like the Three Billion Stooges. But the egg is very cool: “Well, who’s it going to be? I can divide. I can wait a month. I’m not swimming anywhere.” - View Quote Details on Men and women all in all, behave just like our…
  • Can’t we just get rid of wine lists? Do we really have to be reminded every time we go out to a nice restaurant that we have no idea what we are doing? Why don’t they just give us a trigonometry quiz with the menu? - View Quote Details on Can’t we just get rid of wine lists? Do we…
  • Dogs want to be people. That’s what their lives are about. They don’t like being a dog. They’re with people all the time, they want to graduate. My dog would sit there all day, he would watch me walk by, he would think to himself, “I could do that! He’s not that good.”
    That’s why the greatest, most exciting moment in the life of a dog is the front seat of your car. You and him in the front seat. It’s the only place where your head and his are on the exact same level. He sits up there, he thinks, “This is more like it. you and me together, this is the way it should be.” He looks out the front. “What’s he looking at? He’s a dog. What are you going to make— a right or a left? I don’t even know where I am.”
    They have a hard time. They stand up, they sit down, they can’t handle the turn either way. No matter which way you turn, he’s not ready. They don’t know what to do. And then comes the great moment of frustration. You stop someplace and get something to eat. This kills him. You get a hamburger, this blows his mind. “Instant food whenever you want it?” You know what this means to him? You ever see the look on his face? He looks over at you. “How’d you get that? Are they giving it to everybody now? You think I could get one?” They can’t get anything. - View Quote Details on Dogs want to be people. That’s what their lives are…
  • Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we’re doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They’re very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur. - View Quote Details on Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women,…
  • The suit is definitely the universal business outfit for men. There is nothing else men like to wear when doing business. I don’t know why it projects this image of power. Why is it intimidating? “We’d better do what this guy says, his pants match his jacket.” - View Quote Details on The suit is definitely the universal business outfit for men…
  • I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Why does moisture ruin leather? Aren’t cows outside a lot of the time? When it’s raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, “Let us in! We’re all wearing leather! Open the door! We’re going to ruin the whole outfit here!” - View Quote Details on I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in…
  • How come you have to pay someone to rotate your tires? Isn’t that the basic idea behind the wheel? Don’t they rotate on their own? - View Quote Details on How come you have to pay someone to rotate your…
  • A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. - View Quote Details on A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence…
  • You can measure distance by time. “How far away is it?” “Oh about 20 minutes.” But it doesn’t work the other way. “When do you get off work?” “Around 3 miles.” - View Quote Details on You can measure distance by time. “How far away is…
  • You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, “See if you can blow this out.” - View Quote Details on You know you’re getting old when you get that one…
  • The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman’s point of view that men are all the same, so we might as well dress them that way. That’s why a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride and some guy. The tuxedo is a wedding safety device, created by women because they know that men are undependable. So in case the groom chickens out, everybody just takes one step over, and the ceremony continues. - View Quote Details on The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman’s point of…

About Jerry Seinfeld

Jerome Seinfeld (born 29 April 1954 ) American actor, writer and comedian. See also: Seinfeld for quotes from the television show.

Jak and Daxter Quotes

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  • (watching Ashelin leave) Whoo, she’s a betty. And she likes you, Jak. Not that I can account for her taste. I bet you’d love to pin some medals on her chest, huh? - View Quote Details on (watching Ashelin leave) Whoo, she’s a betty. And she likes…
  • Don’t make me go Precursor on you! - View Quote Details on Don’t make me go Precursor on you!
  • (Jak and Daxter are entering the blind old soothsayer Onin’s hut. Dax is amazed.)
    Daxter: Coooool! Check out the dead stuff!
    (Daxter pokes a nearby odd-looking monkey-macaw hybrid hanging off the wall. The monkey-macaw thing suddenly springs to life and bites Daxter’s prodding finger.)
    Daxter: Owww!
    Odd Monkey-Macaw Thing: Touch the goods again, rat boy, and you’ll be, arrrk, counting with your toes! (flies onto Onin’s headbasket) I am Pecker! [Jak and Daxter chuckle to themselves] Yes, yes, I know, my mother, she was… very vindictive. I am Onin’s interpreter.
    (Onin springs to life just as Pecker did, and makes various hand gestures.)
    Pecker: Onin welcomes you, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah… the usual boring salutations. She says it is good to see you again, Jak.
    Jak: But we’ve never met before.
    Pecker: Before… after… it is all the same.
    Daxter: Oh! Oh! Let me try! Aaah… she wants a… She wants a yakow bone! A yakow bladder! No… no… I got it! For many moons… she has… waited for… a juice pop? A jewel shop? Oh… oh… I know, she’s got a hairball?! A hair lip? A hairy chest?
    Pecker: Close… but NO! Onin says you seek answers… arrrkkk, about the Tomb of Mar. (Onin makes the seal of Mar appear)
    Jak: So what do we need to know?
    Pecker: She’s going on and on about mystical energy channels, evil curses, stupid ‘ooooooo’ crap. Forget all that! I’m gonna sum this up quickly, because now you’re cutting into my siesta time. Onin wants you to recover three artifacts from the Precursor Mountain Temple. Not two! Not four! THREE! Use the Warp Gate at the northwest side of the city, and bring back the three items you find! - View Quote Details on (Jak and Daxter are entering the blind old soothsayer Onin’s…
  • You ready for a girl to beat you? - View Quote Details on You ready for a girl to beat you?
  • You know, people in this city have a way of getting in over their heads. Like at the bottom of the ocean. - View Quote Details on You know, people in this city have a way of…
  • AARGH! My beautiful mug! - View Quote Details on AARGH! My beautiful mug!
  • Good looks and speed win every time. - View Quote Details on Good looks and speed win every time.
  • This time, the precursors will not have mercy on you. - View Quote Details on This time, the precursors will not have mercy on you.
  • Our boy here gets all mean and nasty when you piss him off. So don’t piss him off. (Whispers) Word to the wise… - View Quote Details on Our boy here gets all mean and nasty when you…
  • Do you honestly think you can come onto my (BEEP) show and make me look like a (BEEP) fool?! Well, (BEEP) you! (The rest of his rant is censored with a continuous beep, and the live feed is replaced with a “technical difficulties” screen.) - View Quote Details on Do you honestly think you can come onto my (BEEP)…
  • It’s been a tough ride. - View Quote Details on It’s been a tough ride.
  • Daxter: (to Tess) Hey sugarplum. You new here? Well, whatcha got that’s, uh, hot and… Wait, I’ve seen you before. You’re with the Underground.
    (Tess shushes Daxter before Krew can hear.)
    Tess: Shhh! I’m Tess. Torn sent me to spy on Krew. (Daxter looks at Tess’s clevage.)Play along, and maybe I’ll be able to get a few hands on a few of his secrets.
    Daxter: Oooooh… I love ‘undercover’ work, baby! But ah, two can work better than one. Let me help you out.
    Tess: Hee hee hee…
    (Daxter jumps behind the bar counter and proceeds to rape it of its liquor.)
    Daxter: Wow! There sure are a lot of bottles back here. (gulping noises) Whew! Ooh that’s, ooh that, that goes down aah… Ooh boy, gee ya s’pose that’s real gold floatin’ in here? How ’bout this purple stuff? Glug, glug, glug… WHEW! That’s the stuff!
    (Krew appears as Daxter continues to consume alcohol.)
    Krew: Jak! I need you and the talking rat to go around and make a few collections for me.
    (Before he can continue, Daxter gets up from behind the counter, looking rather drunk.)
    Daxter: (slurring) Hey there, five chins… how’s crimes?
    Krew: What’s his problem, ‘ey?
    Daxter: Nothin’… I’m just fine… mind your own business… (falls onto his back, begins singing) I sometimes feel so very…
    Krew: Listen, I have six ‘clients’ around town who are about to make money drops for me. I need you to collect each moneybag as fast as you can and ‘take care’ of any guards who get curious, mmmmn. Get to a moneybag too late and some townie might pick it up.
    Daxter:…DRRYY!… You know what’s da trouble with you Krew? You got no vision… This place could be a real swingin’ joint… Hop Heg Hiven with more dancin’, more mac’n, more WOMEN!…
    Krew: Just collect all 14 moneybags before they disappear and bring them back here. If you lose even one bag, then don’t come back, ‘ey! - View Quote Details on Daxter: (to Tess) Hey sugarplum. You new here? Well, whatcha…
  • This Wastelander is gonna waste you. - View Quote Details on This Wastelander is gonna waste you.
  • Hey Jak! Can I have your insect collection? - View Quote Details on Hey Jak! Can I have your insect collection?
  • Ready to get car-Jakked? - View Quote Details on Ready to get car-Jakked?
  • I know Kung Fu? - View Quote Details on I know Kung Fu?
  • You want some Bad Ottsel? - View Quote Details on You want some Bad Ottsel?
  • Smile, Jak. You’re dead. - View Quote Details on Smile, Jak. You’re dead.
  • Daxter: (Examining bug shop) Looks like the bugs won.
    Osmo: What was that?
    Daxter: Nothing! - View Quote Details on Daxter: (Examining bug shop) Looks like the bugs won.
    Osmo: What…
  • Let’s go topside and see what kind of trouble we can get into. - View Quote Details on Let’s go topside and see what kind of trouble we…
  • I was right behind you, Jak! Really. I was. - View Quote Details on I was right behind you, Jak! Really. I was.
  • Okay, boys, hear me roar! - View Quote Details on Okay, boys, hear me roar!
  • Razer cuts to the bone! - View Quote Details on Razer cuts to the bone!
  • Alright! Cut! Where’s the director? (walks off screen) I can’t work like this! - View Quote Details on Alright! Cut! Where’s the director? (walks off screen) I can’t…
  • I’m gonna find you two out on the track, and when I do, you’ll wish you’d never wedged behind a wheel! - View Quote Details on I’m gonna find you two out on the track, and…
  • Birdwatcher: “Oh my, what a horribly sick little bird!”
    Daxter: Huh! You don’t look so good yourself, lady!”
    Birdwatcher: “Oh, sorry! I thought you were a Spotted Orange-Bellied Rain Fray.” - View Quote Details on Daxter: Huh!...">Birdwatcher: “Oh my, what a horribly sick little bird!”
    Daxter: Huh!…
  • Daxter: Hey! Tattooed Wonder! How come we get all the crappy missions?
    Torn: (emphasizing each word) Because I…don’t…like…you.
    Daxter: (meekly) Fair enough. - View Quote Details on Daxter: Hey! Tattooed Wonder! How come we get all the…
  • Excuse me… Mr. Sand King… Yes, I’d like to place a complaint. We’ve been training hard. My feet are killing me, and I think I’m getting a hangnail. - View Quote Details on Excuse me… Mr. Sand King… Yes, I’d like to place…
  • Warrior: “Oh, my aching head.”
    Daxter: “I doubt that’s one of your vital organs! Walk it off, tough guy.”
    Warrior: “Oh, sure, I was tough once. Maybe even the toughest of them all! I single-handedly defended this village against those horrid creatures for almost a year. Then that horrible monster arrived and commenced the boulder bombardment. So… full of valor… armor shining in the sun… I climbed the hill to take him on. But he pounded me like one tenderizes a Yakow steak.”
    Daxter: “Have you tried attacking him with your melodrama? ‘Cuz it’s killing me.” - View Quote Details on Daxter: "I doubt that's one of...">Warrior: “Oh, my aching head.”
    Daxter: “I doubt that’s one of…
  • Two Samos the Sages? Wah! Jak, they’re multiplying! - View Quote Details on Two Samos the Sages? Wah! Jak, they’re multiplying!
  • I’m not your little girl anymore. You’ll see. - View Quote Details on I’m not your little girl anymore. You’ll see.
  • I’ve got two words for you: tooth brush ! - View Quote Details on I’ve got two words for you: tooth brush !
  • “Don’t step into the light, Jak, don’t step into the light! - View Quote Details on “Don’t step into the light, Jak, don’t step into the…
  • Red Sage: “Heh heh heh heh…! You’ve finally come to rescue me! Do you know how long I’ve been in here? Heh heh heh…! What are your names?”
    Daxter: “I’m Daxter. He’s Jak. He’s with me.” - View Quote Details on Red Sage: “Heh heh heh heh…! You’ve finally come to…
  • I’m gonna Jak you up! - View Quote Details on I’m gonna Jak you up!
  • This one was for Samos. - View Quote Details on This one was for Samos.
  • Don’t touch it Daxter! Who knows what more Dark Eco will do to you. - View Quote Details on Don’t touch it Daxter! Who knows what more Dark Eco…
  • It ain’t a petting zoo out there… peeps be gettin’ deep sixed! - View Quote Details on It ain’t a petting zoo out there… peeps be gettin’…
  • (holding the vibrating Shard) “Wow. This puppy’s got some vibra-a-a-a-t-t-i-o-o-n-n to it. This baby will put a smile on your face!” - View Quote Details on (holding the vibrating Shard) “Wow. This puppy’s got some vibra-a-a-a-t-t-i-o-o-n-n…
  • While you’re down there, can you rub my feet? - View Quote Details on While you’re down there, can you rub my feet?
  • Daxter: (Spots Tik on floor) What’s this? Hey little fella. Are you lost? (picks up Tik) I’ll get us off this rusty boat, don’t worry your little… thorax or whatever it is. (stands) You know… I always wanted my very own sidekick! From now on I’ll call you..!
    Tik: Tik! Tik!
    Daxter: Tik… I wonder if you’re a boy or a girl. Let’s see… so small it’s hard to tell.
    Tik: Tik Tiiiik!!
    Daxter: Hey! Did you just raise your leg? Eww! Bad Tik! Bad! From now on only on the grass ok? Yuck… - View Quote Details on Daxter: (Spots Tik on floor) What’s this? Hey little fella…
  • (Propaganda post) Remember, even friends can be enemies. Turn them all in! - View Quote Details on (Propaganda post) Remember, even friends can be enemies. Turn them…
  • It looks like the competition’s really heating up, as are the piles of smoldering wrecks on the side of the road. Hahaha! - View Quote Details on It looks like the competition’s really heating up, as are…
  • “Who woulda thought I’d live to see the day I had to be rescued by a boy and his muskrat? I’m gonna give Gol and Maia a little payback for these embarrassments! Then we’ll see about cookin’ up some muskrat stew.”
    (Daxter gulps) - View Quote Details on “Who woulda thought I’d live to see the day I…
  • I got my butt shaved there. - View Quote Details on I got my butt shaved there.
  • I just came by to tell you I’m officially coming out of retirement, just for you, Jak. Everyone’s screaming for us to swap paint, and when it’s over, this town won’t mourn your passing. They’ll only lament how much money they lost betting on a loser. - View Quote Details on I just came by to tell you I’m officially coming…
  • You know what I really miss? Soft underpants. You know how it lifts and cradles? (scratches under the screen.) You wouldn’t understand. - View Quote Details on You know what I really miss? Soft underpants. You know…
  • See, Daddy? I can race! - View Quote Details on See, Daddy? I can race!
  • Go ahead, give it a burl. I’ll be the one laughing from the stands. - View Quote Details on Go ahead, give it a burl. I’ll be the one…
  • I have spent my life searching for the answers that my father and my father’s fathers failed to find. Who were the Precursors? Why did they create the vast monoliths that litter our planet? How did they harness Eco, the life energy of the world? What was their purpose? And why did they vanish? I have asked the plants, but they do not remember. The plants have asked the rocks, but the rocks do not recall. Even the rocks do not recall. Every bone in my body tells me that the answers rest on the shoulders… of a young boy… oblivious to his destiny, uninterested in the search for truth, and rejecting of my guidance! And why would he want to listen to old Samos the sage, anyway? I’m only the master of Green Eco, one of the wisest men on the planet! So it seems the answers begin not with careful research or sensible thinking. Nay! As with many of fate’s mysteries, it begins with but a small act… of disobedience. - View Quote Details on I have spent my life searching for the answers that…
  • My, my. Sounds like this city’s terribly dangerous. Maybe we should get law enforcement to crack down. - View Quote Details on My, my. Sounds like this city’s terribly dangerous. Maybe we…
  • Krew: I have a proposition for you, Jak. Racing is the biggest sport in the city! Erol is the undisputed grand champion. He’s crazy and dangerous on the track. Haha. My kind of guy. Only a fool would dare race against him, ‘ey! And that’s where you two come in. A client of mine is looking for a fast driver for her racing team. Here’s a security pass to get you into the stadium section. Uh, and your contract, with just a few trifles for me. I’ve ah, already signed your name to save time, mmmmmnn.
    (Daxter takes the contract and reads it in a very fast manner.)
    Daxter: We the racers hereby agree to give Krew all proceeds from race earnings, endorsement fees, broadcast royalties, syndications residuals, vehicle sponsorships, mall appearance fees, collectible card assets, fast-food tie-ins, use of likeness rights, talk show deals, clothing lines, all print rights including book, novella, comic, pamphlet, tickertape, neon sign and bathroom graffiti designs… (large breath) Toy rights, shoe lines, mood rings, game rights. (stops and looks at the camera) GAME RIGHTS?! Vitamin endorsements, city kickbacks, movie deals, and of course, all death and dismemberment accident insurance claims. (During this, Jak almost falls asleep.)
    Krew: Heh heh heh… we can work out the tiny details later. If you can get from here to the Race Garage near the stadium in less than 3 minutes, my client said that she would consider letting you drive for her team. Make me proud, mmmm! - View Quote Details on Krew: I have a proposition for you, Jak. Racing is…
  • You did that on purpose right? - View Quote Details on You did that on purpose right?
  • (Propaganda post) Work harder! Eat less! (Spoken very quickly) Drink only when I tell you! (Spoken slowly and seriously) Sleep… is optional. - View Quote Details on (Propaganda post) Work harder! Eat less! (Spoken very quickly) Drink…
  • Samos: Take the seed to Onin now. She will prepare it for Samos.
    Daxter: You mean you?
    Samos: NO! The other me Daxter! My younger self needs the seed’s power to become… sagely….
    Daxter: So let me get this straight. It’s safe to say by bringing your younger self the life seed now, we helped you become the sage you are today! We helped you get your powers in the first place! And you never thanked us?.
    Samos: Thank you Daxter… now go do it! - View Quote Details on Samos: Take the seed to Onin now. She will prepare…
  • Jak: Where would you be without me, eh Dax?
    Daxter: Well, Jak, I probably wouldn’t be two feet tall, fuzzy, and running around in a sewer without a pair of pants! God, I miss pants. - View Quote Details on Jak: Where would you be without me, eh Dax?
    Daxter: Well,…
  • I’m through saving the world. - View Quote Details on I’m through saving the world.
  • Samos the Green Sage: “It’s about time you two decided to show up!”
    Daxter: “Nice to see you, too! Do they have you mopping the floors now?” - View Quote Details on Samos the Green Sage: “It’s about time you two decided…
  • Well, somebody here had better win, or I’m gonna be very pissed…and very dead. - View Quote Details on Well, somebody here had better win, or I’m gonna be…
  • Oh Boy! Here we go again! - View Quote Details on Oh Boy! Here we go again!
  • Kleiver chops through the pack! - View Quote Details on Kleiver chops through the pack!
  • You know what? Do it your way and I’ll do it mine. Just don’t come crying to me when the walls fall down. - View Quote Details on You know what? Do it your way and I’ll do…
  • It’s ottsel season! - View Quote Details on It’s ottsel season!
  • “Step one: Stay alive. Step two: (shakes Jaks ‘head’ and talking very quickly) Think about not doing something like that again! - View Quote Details on “Step one: Stay alive. Step two: (shakes Jaks ‘head’ and…
  • Jak: I still can’t believe that little boy was me. Better times, huh?
    Keira: You miss him, huh? You know, the kid grows up to be a handsome hero.
    (they’re about to kiss)
    Daxter:Hey! (Kiera and Jak glance at Daxter, who is actually talking to a drunk Onin) That’s enough of you lady! I’m cuttin’ you off!
    (Onin zaps him)
    Pecker: Trust me, she gets real mean when she’s like this!
    (Onin makes hand gestures)
    Daxter:What she say?
    Pecker:Something about rubber tubing and certain parts of your mother. You don’t wanna know. - View Quote Details on Jak: I still can’t believe that little boy was me…
  • (his last words in the game)I win Jak… - View Quote Details on (his last words in the game)I win Jak…
  • Bigger is better! - View Quote Details on Bigger is better!
  • I’ll drive. Jak, you get on the gun! Daxter, just get in, sit down and shut up! - View Quote Details on I’ll drive. Jak, you get on the gun! Daxter, just…
  • Go back to the city Dax. - View Quote Details on Go back to the city Dax.
  • “(Looking at glass lense) That’s some peeper huh? (Sniffs) Something’s cooking. Hmm… kind of smells like… (notices tail is on fire) Burnt Ottsel?! Waaaaaaaahhhhhh!! - View Quote Details on “(Looking at glass lense) That’s some peeper huh? (Sniffs) Something’s…
  • I’m a bright orange target! - View Quote Details on I’m a bright orange target!
  • Daxter: (on the Precursor Ring) “Wooooow! What IS it?”
    Keira: “It’s beautiful…!”
    Samos the Green Sage: “By the Precursors…!” - View Quote Details on Keira: "It's...">Daxter: (on the Precursor Ring) “Wooooow! What IS it?”
    Keira: “It’s…
  • Wait! Come back! After I fell down to… confuse the Lurkers I uh… argh! - View Quote Details on Wait! Come back! After I fell down to… confuse the…
  • You’re dead in three, two, one… - View Quote Details on You’re dead in three, two, one…
  • “A deal is of no value if you can’t deliver, my dear Baron. I grow impatient with these puny gestures. Give me the agreed upon Eco soon, or the deal is off, and your precious city will pay the price! - View Quote Details on “A deal is of no value if you can’t deliver,…
  • Finally! The last Rift Gate has been opened! - View Quote Details on Finally! The last Rift Gate has been opened!

About Jak and Daxter

Jak and Daxter is a video game series created and developed by Naughty Dog.


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About Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Jean-Jacques Rousseau (June 28, 1712 – July 2, 1778 ) was a Franco-Swiss philosopher of Enlightenment whose political ideas influenced the French Revolution, the development of socialist theory, and the growth of nationalism.

Beauty and the Beast (1991 film) Quotes

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About Beauty and the Beast (1991 film)

Beauty and the Beast is a 1991 film about a young and beautiful French girl who falls in love with a hideous beast. Directed by Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise. Written by Roger Allers, Kelly Asbury, Brenda Chapman, Jeanne-Marie Leprince de Beaumont, Tom Ellery, Kevin Harkey, Robert Lence, Burny Mattinson, Brian Pimental, Joe Ranft, Chris Sanders, Bruce Woodside and Linda Woolverton. The most beautiful love story ever told.

Beauty and the Beast (1991 film) Cast

  • Robby Benson — Beast (voice)
  • Bradley Pierce — Chip (voice)
  • Jerry Orbach — Lumiere (voice)
  • David Ogden Stiers — Cogsworth/Narrator (voice)
  • Kimmy Robertson — Featherduster (voice)
  • Richard White — Gaston (voice)
  • Jesse Corti — Lefou (voice)
  • Paige O’Hara — Belle (voice)

Anne Frank Quotes

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  • If I read a book that impresses me, I have to take myself firmly by the hand, before I mix with other people; otherwise they would think my mind rather queer. - View Quote Details on If I read a book that impresses me, I have…
  • God never deserted our people. Right through the ages there were Jews. Through the ages they suffered, but it also made us strong. - View Quote Details on God never deserted our people. Right through the ages there…
  • I don’t want to have lived in vain like most people. I want to be useful or bring enjoyment to people, even those I’ve never met. I want to go on living even after my death! And that’s why I’m grateful to God for having given me this gift, which I can use to develop and to express all that’s inside me! - View Quote Details on I don’t want to have lived in vain like most…
  • Forgive me, Kitty, they don’t call me a bundle of contradictions for nothing! - View Quote Details on Forgive me, Kitty, they don’t call me a bundle of…
  • How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before beginning to improve the world. - View Quote Details on How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single…
  • We all live with the objective of being happy, our lives are all different and yet the same. - View Quote Details on We all live with the objective of being happy, our…
  • For someone like me, it is a very strange habit to write in a diary. Not only that I have never written before, but it strikes me that later I, nor anyone else, will care for the outpouring of a thirteen year old schoolgirl. - View Quote Details on For someone like me, it is a very strange habit…
  • ‘People will always follow a good example; be the one to set a good example, then it won’t be long before the others follow… How lovely to think that no one need wait a moment, we can start now, start slowly changing the world! How lovely that everyone, great and small, can make their contribution toward introducing justice straightaway… And you can always, always give something, even if it is only kindness! - View Quote Details on ‘People will always follow a good example; be the one…
  • I don’t believe that the big men, the politicians and the capitalists alone are guilty of the war. Oh, no, the little man is just as keen, otherwise the people of the world would have risen in revolt long ago! There is an urge and rage in people to destroy, to kill, to murder, and until all mankind, without exception, undergoes a great change, wars will be waged, everything that has been built up, cultivated and grown, will be destroyed and disfigured, after which mankind will have to begin all over again. - View Quote Details on I don’t believe that the big men, the politicians and…
  • I trust to luck and do nothing but work, hoping that all will end well. - View Quote Details on I trust to luck and do nothing but work, hoping…
  • Who would ever think that so much went on in the soul of a young girl? - View Quote Details on Who would ever think that so much went on in…
  • It’s difficult in times like these: ideals, dreams and cherished hopes rise within us, only to be crushed by grim reality. It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart. I simply can’t build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery, and death…and yet…I think…this cruelty will end, and that peace and tranquility will return again. - View Quote Details on It’s difficult in times like these: ideals, dreams and cherished…
  • Is discord going to show itself while we are still fighting, is the Jew once again worth less than another? Oh, it is sad, very sad, that once more, for the umpteenth time, the old truth is confirmed: “What one Christian does is his own responsibility, what one Jew does is thrown back at all Jews.” - View Quote Details on Is discord going to show itself while we are still…
  • I soothe my conscience now with the thought that it is better for hard words to be on paper than that Mummy should carry them in her heart. - View Quote Details on I soothe my conscience now with the thought that it…
  • Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don’t know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is! - View Quote Details on Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news…
  • Laziness may appear attractive but work gives satisfaction. - View Quote Details on Laziness may appear attractive but work gives satisfaction.
  • I don’t think of all the misery, but of the beauty that still remains… My advice is : “Go outside, to the fields, enjoy nature and the sunshine, go out and try to recapture happiness in yourself and in God. Think of all the beauty that’s still left in and around you and be happy!” - View Quote Details on I don’t think of all the misery, but of the…
  • However, during the third class he’d finally had enough. “Anne Frank, as punishment for talking in class, write an essay entitled, Quack, Quack, Quack, Said Mistress Chatterback.” - View Quote Details on However, during the third class he’d finally had enough. “Anne…
  • Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person’s character lies in their own hands. - View Quote Details on Parents can only give good advice or put them on…
  • The only way to truly know a person is to argue with them. For when they argue in full swing, then they reveal their true character. - View Quote Details on The only way to truly know a person is to…
  • I hear the approaching thunder that, one day, will destroy us too, I feel the suffering of millions. And yet, when I look up at the sky, I somehow feel that this cruelty too shall end, that peace and tranquility will return once more. (1944) - View Quote Details on I hear the approaching thunder that, one day, will destroy…
  • People can tell you to keep your mouth shut, but it doesn’t stop you having your own opinions. Even if people are still very young, they shouldn’t be prevented from saying what they think. - View Quote Details on People can tell you to keep your mouth shut, but…
  • I have often been downcast, but never in despair; I regard our hiding as a dangerous adventure, romantic and interesting at the same time. In my diary I treat all the privations as amusing. I have made up my mind now to lead a different life from other girls and, later on, different from ordinary housewives. My start has been so very full of interest, and that is the sole reason why I have to laugh at the humorous side of the most dangerous moments. - View Quote Details on I have often been downcast, but never in despair; I…
  • A “food cycle” is a period in which we have only one particular dish or type of vegetable to eat. For a long time we ate nothing but endive. Endive with sand, endive without sand, endive with mashed potatoes, endive-and-mashed-potato casserole… - View Quote Details on A “food cycle” is a period in which we have…

About Anne Frank

Annelies Marie Frank (12 June 1929 - February/March 1945 ) was a Jewish diarist and aspiring writer, who died of typhus in the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp.

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The Transformers (TV series) Quotes

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About The Transformers (TV series)

The Transformers (1984-1987) was an animated television series based on the Transformers toyline. .

Grandma’s Boy Quotes

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About Grandma’s Boy

Grandma’s Boy is a 2006 film about a 35 year-old video game tester who ends up homeless, and has to move in with his grandmother and her two zany, elderly roommates. Directed by Nicholaus Goosen. Written by Barry Wernick with Allen Covert & Nick Swardson. Sex. Drugs. Nakedness. Rude language.. And proud of it!taglines .

Grandma’s Boy Taglines

  • Sex. Drugs. Nakedness. Rude language… And proud of it!

Grandma’s Boy Cast

  • Allen Covert - Alex
  • Kevin Nealon - Mr. Cheezle
  • Nick Swardson - Jeff
  • Shirley Jones - Grace
  • Rob Schneider - Yuri
  • Joel Moore - J.P.
  • Peter Dante - Dante
  • David Spade - Shiloh
  • Kelvin Yu - Kane
  • Doris Roberts - Grandma Lilly
  • Shirley Knight - Bea
  • Jonah Hill - Barry
  • Linda Cardellini - Samantha

Wayne’s World Quotes

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About Wayne’s World

Wayne’s World is a 1992 comedy about two slacker buddies and their local-access cable TV show. Directed by Penelope Spheeris. Written by Mike Myers, Bonnie Turner, and Terry Turner. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll hurl.

Wayne’s World Cast

  • Alice Cooper - himself
  • Tia Carrere - Cassandra Wong
  • Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
  • Rob Lowe - Benjamin Kane
  • Lara Flynn Boyle - Stacy
  • Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell
  • Ed O’Neill - Mikita’s manager, Glen

River Phoenix Quotes

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About River Phoenix

River Jude Phoenix (August 23 1970 — October 31 1993 ) was an Academy Award- and Golden Globe-nominated American actor.

Raiders of the Lost Ark Quotes

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About Raiders of the Lost Ark

Raiders of the Lost Ark is a 1981 film about archeologist and adventurer Indiana Jones, who is hired by the U.S. government to find the Ark of the Covenant before the Nazis do. Directed by Steven Spielberg. Written by Lawrence Kasdan, based on a story by George Lucas and Philip Kaufman. The return of the great adventure. Taglines .

Raiders of the Lost Ark Taglines

  • The creators of JAWS and STAR WARS now bring you the ultimate hero in the ultimate adventure.
  • A film from Steven Spielberg and George Lucas.
  • The return of the great adventure.
  • Indiana Jones: the new hero from the creators of JAWS and STAR WARS.

Raiders of the Lost Ark Cast

  • John Rhys-Davies - Sallah
  • Ronald Lacey - Major Toht
  • Paul Freeman - Rene Belloq
  • Karen Allen - Marion Ravenwood
  • Anthony Higgins - Gobler
  • Denholm Elliott - Marcus Brody
  • George Harris - Katanga
  • Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones
  • Wolf Kahler - Colonel Dietrich

Nine to Five Quotes

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About Nine to Five

Nine to Five is a 1980 comedy film starring Lily Tomlin, Jane Fonda and Dolly Parton as three secretaries who plan revenge on their sexist, egotistacle, lying, hypocritical boss, Franklin Hart (Dabney Coleman ).

Nine to Five Cast

  • Peggy Pope - Margaret
  • Lily Tomlin - Violet Newstead
  • Dabney Coleman - Franklin Hart
  • Elizabeth Wilson - Roz Keith
  • Dolly Parton - Doralee Rhodes
  • Sterling Hayden - Russell Tinsworthy
  • Marian Mercer - Missy Hart
  • Jane Fonda - Judy Bernly

Shirley Jackson Quotes

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  • Bill Hutchinson went over to his wife and forced the slip of paper out of her hand. It had a black spot on it, the black spot Mr. Summers had made the night before with the heavy pencil in the coal company office. Bill Hutchinson held it up, and there was a stir in the crowd. - View Quote Details on Bill Hutchinson went over to his wife and forced the…
  • I have always loved to use fear, to take it and comprehend it and make it work and consolidate a situation where I was afraid and take it whole and work from there. - View Quote Details on I have always loved to use fear, to take it…
  • Our major exports are books and children, both of which we produce in abundance. - View Quote Details on Our major exports are books and children, both of which…
  • Explaining just what I had hoped the story to say is very difficult. I suppose, I hoped, by setting a particularly brutal ancient rite in the present and in my own village to shock the story’s readers with a graphic dramatization of the pointless violence and general inhumanity in their own lives. - View Quote Details on Explaining just what I had hoped the story to say…
  • No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone. - View Quote Details on No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely…
  • Some places have already quit lotteries.” Mrs. Adams said.
    “Nothing but trouble in that,” Old Man Warner said stoutly. “Pack of young fools. - View Quote Details on "Nothing but...">Some places have already quit lotteries.” Mrs. Adams said.
    “Nothing but…
  • Certainly there are spots which inevitably attach to themselves an atmosphere of holiness and goodness; it might not then be too fanciful to say that some houses are born bad. - View Quote Details on Certainly there are spots which inevitably attach to themselves an…
  • No human eye can isolate the unhappy coincidence of line and place which suggests evil in the face of a house, and yet somehow a maniac juxtaposition, a badly turned angle, some chance meeting of roof and sky, turned Hill House into a place of despair, more frightening because the face of Hill House seemed awake, with a watchfulness from the blank windows and a touch of glee in the eyebrow of a cornice. - View Quote Details on No human eye can isolate the unhappy coincidence of line…
  • I came to believe that being a private detective was the work I was meant to do. - View Quote Details on I came to believe that being a private detective was…
  • Curiously, there are three main themes which dominate the letters of that first summer–three themes which might be identified as bewilderment, speculation and plain old-fashioned abuse. In the years since then, during which the story has been anthologized, dramatized, televised, and even–in one completely mystifying transformation–made into a ballet, the tenor of letters I receive has changed. I am addressed more politely, as a rule, and the letters largely confine themselves to questions like what does this story mean? The general tone of the early letters, however, was a kind of wide-eyed, shocked innocence. People at first were not so much concerned with what the story meant; what they wanted to know was where these lotteries were held, and whether they could go there and watch. - View Quote Details on Curiously, there are three main themes which dominate the letters…
  • Although the villagers had forgotten the ritual and lost the original black box, they still remembered to use stones. - View Quote Details on Although the villagers had forgotten the ritual and lost the…
  • I delight in what I fear. - View Quote Details on I delight in what I fear.
  • The children assembled first, of course. School was recently over for the summer, and the feeling of liberty sat uneasily on most of them; they tended to gather together quietly for a while before they broke into boisterous play. - View Quote Details on The children assembled first, of course. School was recently over…
  • Old Man Warner snorted. “Pack of crazy fools, he said. “Listening to the young folks, nothing’s good enough for them. Next thing you know, they’ll be wanting to go back to living in caves, nobody work any more, live hat way for a while. Used to be a saying about ‘Lottery in June, corn be heavy soon.’ First thing you know, we’d all be eating stewed chickweed and acorns. There’s always been a lottery,” he added petulantly. - View Quote Details on Old Man Warner snorted. “Pack of crazy fools, he said…

About Shirley Jackson

Shirley Jackson (December 14, 1916 – August 8, 1965 ) was an influential American author.

Sarada Devi Quotes

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About Sarada Devi

Sarada Devi, (1853 - 1920 ), born Saradamani Mukhopadhyaya,<ref name=”Br.Usha”>Brahmacharini Usha (1990). A Brief Dictionary of Hinduism, pp.68-69, Vedanta Press.</ref> was the wife and spiritual counterpart of Ramakrishna Paramahamsa, a nineteenth century mystic of Bengal. Sarad Devi is also reverentially addressed as the Holy Mother. Sarada Devi played an important role in the growth of the Ramakrishna Movement.

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